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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Difference ( Funny - Must Read
Difference
TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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Some Nice Jokes !
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
A Beautiful Teacher.
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A new teacher tries to make use of
her psychology courses.
The first day of class, she starts by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Sardar stands up.
The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Sardar ?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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what is 143 ?
i love you ?
no,
i hate you ?
no,
i miss you ?
no,
i wish you ?
no,
143 means.............
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE......
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there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
A Beautiful Teacher.
.....................................................................................
A new teacher tries to make use of
her psychology courses.
The first day of class, she starts by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Sardar stands up.
The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Sardar ?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
.....................................................................................
what is 143 ?
i love you ?
no,
i hate you ?
no,
i miss you ?
no,
i wish you ?
no,
143 means.............
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE......
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