Some Nice Jokes !

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher.

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A new teacher tries to make use of
her psychology courses.

The first day of class, she starts by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Sardar stands up.
The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Sardar ?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

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what is 143 ?

i love you ?

no,

i hate you ?

no,

i miss you ?

no,

i wish you ?

no,

143 means.............
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE......

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